Category: Dating
Ending It Quietly
When the situationship has gone cold but he still expects access, the cleanest exit is often the one…
Decentering Him Hard
Treat him like a gas leak you still want the warm house but not the poison first. Friends,…
Consent Is Foreplay
Asking “is this good?” and meaning it, checking in, stopping when she says so. Turns out clear communication…
Boyfriend Is Embarrassing
Not because love is lame. Because performing the soft launch beats being chosen with actual care when nobody…
Vision Board Delete
TikTok turned decentering into a religion. Delete him, put yourself in the middle. Fine until the cats arrive.
Unpaid Sex Labour
Calendar management, ego stroking, orgasm faking, emotional aftercare. Boyfriend should not mean unpaid intern. Decentering him is self-defence.
Cats Already Won
Backlash says decentering him means you die alone with cats. As if the cats had not already won…
Situationship Postmortem
He said “no labels” then got jealous when you posted a night out. Classic. Here’s the tea on…
Hard Launch Or Nothing
If he was proud and consistent you would not need a strategy for the grid. You would just…