Tag: pleasure

26 June 2025
Blonde Downstairs Talk: Butthole Paranoia
From behind he is staring at the arsehole or the colour or both. Ordinary paranoid thoughts that never…

4 June 2025
Clit GPS Required
Stop pretending he “just needs directions.” If he still can’t find it after the map, the tour, and…

25 April 2025
Cats Already Won
Backlash says decentering him means you die alone with cats. As if the cats had not already won…

18 February 2025
The Pube Styling Debate
Pubic hair colour, landing strips, or full bush — the group chat has opinions and so do the…

30 January 2025
Soft Launch Energy
Cropped wrist, two glasses, blurry shoulder. Never the face. A relationship you can deny at speed because care…

6 January 2025
Hard Launch Or Nothing
If he was proud and consistent you would not need a strategy for the grid. You would just…

