Tag: relationships
Boyfriend Is Embarrassing
Not because love is lame. Because performing the soft launch beats being chosen with actual care when nobody…
Working Class Sex
Newsroom air still smells like private school. Estate sex still has thin walls and Tesco receipts in the…
Body Count Tribunal
Cool boys still run the numbers. Your past is evidence, his is character. The double standard never retired.
Vision Board Delete
TikTok turned decentering into a religion. Delete him, put yourself in the middle. Fine until the cats arrive.
Bin Night Love
Hard launch energy is him doing the boring things. Bin night, GP, your mate’s birthday. Not just the…
Sex Is Political
Gen Z women checking his abortion views and manosphere residue before they even get naked. Desire now comes…
Unpaid Sex Labour
Calendar management, ego stroking, orgasm faking, emotional aftercare. Boyfriend should not mean unpaid intern. Decentering him is self-defence.
Clit GPS Required
Stop pretending he “just needs directions.” If he still can’t find it after the map, the tour, and…
Cats Already Won
Backlash says decentering him means you die alone with cats. As if the cats had not already won…